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Go Fug Yourself Store
Go Fug Yourself
If simply reading Go Fug Yourself feels like too passive an attack on fashion atrocities, we present a different way to fug it up!

Bad Monkey
Bad Monkey
He thinks he’s people! But don’t point — he’ll flip you off.

Army of Champions
Army of Champions

The too few, the too proud, the Army of Champions.

The Capricorn Ticket
The Capricorn Ticket

Strong candidates working together in troubling times.

Of Salad and Friends
Of Salad and Friends

You don’t win friends with salad.

Toaster
Toaster

A toaster is capable of a lot more than you might think at first glance.

Bigfoot vs. Abe Lincoln
Bigfoot vs. Abe Lincoln

This is the stuff your jerkass history teach doesn’t tell you about.

Chip On My Shoulder
Chip On My Shoulder

Let them know that you’re not likely to put a smile on your face when there’s already a chip on your shoulder.

Good Day To You Sir
Good Day To You Sir

…I said good day!

Hyperbole
Hyperbole

Hyperbole is without a doubt the single greatest thing in the history of the universe!

Party In My Mouth
Party In My Mouth

Scared of the dentist? Start and end every day right: throw a party in your mouth!

$10 Shirts
$10 Shirts

Get them while they last! Cheap Doodads too!

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The hoodies are here!

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