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	<description>Storied Shirt Jobbery</description>
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		<title>New February Stuff</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In celebration of the calendar&#8217;s shortest month we took our sweet-ass time getting these new &#8220;Now Or Never&#8221; shirts out. We got 3 new ones plus a redesign of our yogurty one from last year. Remember, they are only available in February.
Plus today (Feb 10, 2010) only, spend $35 (before tax and shipping) and use [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Glark&#8217;s Heat Rash Contest</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Want to win a Glarkware shirt and be grossed-out while you try to do it? Oh baby does Glark have the thing for you.
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		<link>http://www.glarkware.com/blog/glarks-heat-rash-contest</link>
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		<title>New Stuff and Holiday Kickoff Deal</title>
		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE: Sale extended to Thursday, Dec. 3!
Big update for Black Friday! Use the coupon code CYBER29 during checkout and save 25% off orders of $40 or more before shipping and taxes. The coupon is good from Friday, November 27, 2009 to Monday, November 30, 2009 Thursday, December 3, 2009.

Like Libya, this update is a study [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.glarkware.com/blog/new-stuff-and-holiday-kickoff-deal</link>
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		<title>The Return of &#8220;Now Or Never&#8221;</title>
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Hooray! The &#8220;Now Or Never&#8221; shirts are back and this month we&#8217;re all about food. Food food foodie food! Starting this month we&#8217;re shipping &#8220;NoN&#8221; shirts on a regular shirt schedule so no more waiting.
Order by the end of October because after that they go inside the fabled Glarkware Vault.
Enjoy Night Cheese and Mo&#8217; Yogurt [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.glarkware.com/blog/the-return-of-now-or-never</link>
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		<title>Wu Hoo Times Two</title>
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We&#8217;ll be honest, the copy we had prepared for this spot was totally unprintable. You know how these things go, right?
Enjoy Wu&#8217;s Livestock and Swedgin!
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		<link>http://www.glarkware.com/blog/wu-hoo-times-two</link>
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		<title>Hope You Guessed My Extruded Name</title>
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The American people have found so many ways to display ingenuity. Cars, lightbulbs, television, flight, toilet paper…all of these are American innovations (as far as we know), and all of them are just fine. But even those without backgrounds in science or engineering have been challenged to innovate by the advent of the marquee. Those [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.glarkware.com/blog/hope-you-guessed-my-extruded-name</link>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Ruin The Ren Faire</title>
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There are some of us who feel it’s impossible to ruin a Ren Faire — indeed, that the event is misbegotten from concept forward. But for those who feel there’s no awesomer way to spend a Sunday afternoon than traipsing around a conservation area in petticoats or chain mail (or both!), singing madrigals and eating [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.glarkware.com/blog/lets-ruin-the-ren-faire</link>
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		<title>A New Release Goes Straight To Video</title>
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Your foes are probably always telling you where you’re headed straight to — the poorhouse, oblivion, hell. But you know better! Let them know you’re going somewhere that’s special enough that it doesn’t require the involvement of fat-cat theatre owners, with their inflated snack prices and sticky floors. You’re going straight to your fans, so [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.glarkware.com/blog/a-new-release-goes-straight-to-video</link>
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		<title>Beet All You Can Beet in the Army of Champions</title>
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Your office probably puts you through any number of inane team-building exercises, from weekend retreats to that game where you pass eggs on spoons without using your hands. But have any of them really transformed the loose affiliation you have with your colleagues into a cohesive team? If not, it&#8217;s probably because no one in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.glarkware.com/blog/beet-all-you-can-beet-in-the-army-of-champions</link>
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		<title>Nitro-Powered Dependency</title>
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We all know people who put on airs — think they’re something pretty special, acting like they hung the moon and that their shit don’t stink and whatnot. Most of the time, we just have to put up with their disagreeable attitude because the social contract doesn’t allow us to call people on their crap. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.glarkware.com/blog/nitro-powered-dependency</link>
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