Plus today (Feb 10, 2010) only, spend $35 (before tax and shipping) and use the coupon code “FEBSALE4″ during checkout and get free standard shipping in the U.S. (or $6.99 off shipping to Canada).

We are also working on bringing back some more classics later in the month. We’ve been collecting your requests and feeding them into our Bringbackatron2000™ for analysis.

Big update for Black Friday! Use the coupon code CYBER29 during checkout and save 25% off orders of $40 or more before shipping and taxes. The coupon is good from Friday, November 27, 2009 to Monday, November 30, 2009 Thursday, December 3, 2009.

Like Libya, this update is a study in contrast.

We are buzzing with geeky excitement like the North American Hummingnerd.

Yet there’s still a dark place of Delicious Resentment we like to go to.

We’re not above playing Stapler-based practical jokes…

…but when a Local Photographer is mistaken for a tourist we’re not laughing.

And we’re thankful for all the people who asked us to bring back Night Cheese, so we’re doing just that.

Hooray! The “Now Or Never” shirts are back and this month we’re all about food. Food food foodie food! Starting this month we’re shipping “NoN” shirts on a regular shirt schedule so no more waiting.

Order by the end of October because after that they go inside the fabled Glarkware Vault.

Enjoy Night Cheese and Mo’ Yogurt Mo’ Problems!

We’ll be honest, the copy we had prepared for this spot was totally unprintable. You know how these things go, right?

Enjoy Wu’s Livestock and Swedgin!

The American people have found so many ways to display ingenuity. Cars, lightbulbs, television, flight, toilet paper…all of these are American innovations (as far as we know), and all of them are just fine. But even those without backgrounds in science or engineering have been challenged to innovate by the advent of the marquee. Those alphabets apparently never come with as many characters as you need! So a P turns into a b; a C gets half-coloured in to become an O; a 3 gets flipped around into a makeshift E. Sure, the result sometimes looks jank. But surely we all have sympathy for the disadvantaged marquee maintainer…and, in any case, admire the timeless look of those beveled letters.

Have some Sympathy For The Bevel.

There are some of us who feel it’s impossible to ruin a Ren Faire — indeed, that the event is misbegotten from concept forward. But for those who feel there’s no awesomer way to spend a Sunday afternoon than traipsing around a conservation area in petticoats or chain mail (or both!), singing madrigals and eating turkey legs, maintaining the period illusion is of paramount importance. Wear this shirt down to your local Ren Faire to mess with the amateur historians. Pair it with a Walkman and a Big Gulp — that’ll REALLY vex them.

I Ruin Your Ren Faire is a motto and a way of life!

Your foes are probably always telling you where you’re headed straight to — the poorhouse, oblivion, hell. But you know better! Let them know you’re going somewhere that’s special enough that it doesn’t require the involvement of fat-cat theatre owners, with their inflated snack prices and sticky floors. You’re going straight to your fans, so they can enjoy you at home, and at their convenience.

You’re going Straight To Video!

Your office probably puts you through any number of inane team-building exercises, from weekend retreats to that game where you pass eggs on spoons without using your hands. But have any of them really transformed the loose affiliation you have with your colleagues into a cohesive team? If not, it’s probably because no one in your office is charismatic enough to command that kind of following. Would that we could all line up behind a true office visionary like that.

Join the Army of Champions!

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We all know people who put on airs — think they’re something pretty special, acting like they hung the moon and that their shit don’t stink and whatnot. Most of the time, we just have to put up with their disagreeable attitude because the social contract doesn’t allow us to call people on their crap. But there are some times when our inner voice will not be silenced, and we must speak truth to power. Like, for instance, that — as cool as a robot car is — once its driver is parted from the car, the driver loses a great deal of his cachet. (The Swordsman expresses this sentiment a lot more succinctly.)

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