There are some of us who feel it’s impossible to ruin a Ren Faire — indeed, that the event is misbegotten from concept forward. But for those who feel there’s no awesomer way to spend a Sunday afternoon than traipsing around a conservation area in petticoats or chain mail (or both!), singing madrigals and eating turkey legs, maintaining the period illusion is of paramount importance. Wear this shirt down to your local Ren Faire to mess with the amateur historians. Pair it with a Walkman and a Big Gulp — that’ll REALLY vex them.
I Ruin Your Ren Faire is a motto and a way of life!
