Folks have all kinds of opinions about what is the most pressing peril confronting America. Secular humanism being taught in public schools? Overly stringent environmental laws? Muckraking journalists who give aid and comfort to the enemy by detailing the government’s secret wiretapping activities? Killer bees? Legendary British actresses using the word “tit” after 9 PM in a live TV broadcast far too boring for any child to watch? Certainly, all of these bear monitoring. But, as even a braying simpleton with just the barest understanding of world events could tell you, the Number One Threat to American security is: bears.
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