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Streets Ahead

Streets Ahead

There is nothing — not one thing — more important than being young. The old are forgotten…ignored…mocked behind their backs, though they’ll never know because their hearing is so comically bad. Right? If you can’t BE young, you can at least APPEAR young, and nothing ages you faster than losing touch with current slang. That’s why we’re not even going to tell you what “Streets Ahead” means. If you have to ask, you’re streets behind.

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