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Party In My Mouth

Party In My Mouth

No one really likes to go to the dentist, what with the scraping and poking and the spitting. Frankly, it’s undignified.

But have you ever seen inside the mouth of a person who didn’t take adequate care of his or her teeth? It’s gnarly — the sunken lips, the excess of saliva, what-have-you. It’s not just old people, either; it’s hard to forget that infamous magazine story of the starlet who was getting a bridge to replace almost her whole top grill because she “never brushed.” It’s no way to live.

There’s no reason to be scared of the dentist, y’all! You just have to do the necessary preventative maintenance between visits: brush, floss, rinse with a mouthwash a couple of times a week, and keep your choppers strong and healthy. Start and end every day right: throw a party in your mouth!

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