Nutritionists may advise against after-dinner snacks, but they don’t get you. They don’t know that you’ve done extensive research into which cheese is right for each hour of the day — or night. If you want to relax after a long day at work sitting on the couch with a platter of night cheese and filling a blanket with your farts, then frankly, that’s between you and the blanket. Never mind the naysayers: bust out your Brie with pride. Or, at least, less shame.
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