Violence doesn’t solve anything. But it is kind of cool.
If you date guys, you probably don’t really want to hang around with one who proves his love by kicking the crap out of anyone who looks at you sideways. Jealous jagoffs who solve all their problems by resorting to fisticuffs instead of civil debate get real old, real fast, yes, yes, blah, feminist lip service.
Odds are that no one who wears this shirt is going to be spending much time with any dude who goes around beating people up. Which is why the shirt doesn’t say “My Boyfriend Will Totally Beat Up Your Boyfriend,” but rather that he could. Couldn’t your boyfriend beat up other people’s boyfriends, if the situation called for it, even if he probably never would, nor would you actually want him to? Sure he could. So you should proudly let the world know that.
