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Mo’ Yogurt Mo’ Problems

Mo’ Yogurt Mo’ Problems

There could be a lot to like about a life without encumbrances. Sure, your foes might wipe out your credit, your bank accounts — even your whole identity — but that just means that when trouble starts, you can pick up in a hurry without leaving anything important behind. But even in a Spartan existence, there’s one thing you can never give up: tasty, protein-rich snack foods. If nothing else, keeping your fridge stocked with yogurt means you’ll have something to feed your antagonists that will occupy both their hands, and make it harder for them to hold their guns.

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