Life is hard if you’re shy. Most days involve interaction with strangers. Public transit might find you bodily pressed up against someone you’d prefer not to touch you. And at the office, there’s the constant fear that you’ll be forced to give a presentation, and that the day will therefore end with you covered in your own urine and vomit.
For the extrovert, every day brings the promise of new relationships, the thrill of communing with potential friends, the opportunity to share an experience with every person that crosses your path.
And then, there are the snarky jerks, who have no compunction about mocking both the fears of the shy and the openness of the extroverted. For just those very jerks, we have created a shirt.
